Queen Bey Day
By: Connor Lenahan
Every once in a while the forces that control the universe decide to be merciful and reward all of humanity with a gift. 33 years ago today that happened. I speak of course of the birth of our lord and savior Beyonce Knowles-Carter. AKA Queen Bey. She is the goddess responsible for saving us all and making the world a better place. She is the reason we have not had an alien attack. See any aliens around? Exactly. Bey did that.
On this glorious day we must take a second or three thousand to watch her videos and sing her songs to properly thank her for making this world what it is today. It’s Bey’s world, we are just living in it.
Happy birthday boo, flowers are on their way.