Everybody Hurts

By: Connor Lenahan

I normally write about the NFL on Tuesdays, but this was too insane not to talk about. Everybody got hurt today in the NFL. I mean everyone.

Robert Griffin III dislocated his ankle. DeSean Jackson sprained his shoulder. Jamaal Charles sprained an ankle. Eric Berry did the same. AJ Green has turf toe. Ryan Mathews has a knee injury. Jordan Cameron has a sprained shoulder. Alshon Jeffery has a pulled hamstring. Brandon Marshall has a game ankle. Carson Palmer hurt his shoulder today. Knowshon Moreno dislocated his elbow.

That is a sampling of the carnage. It’s insanity. I’m left with one singular question for the NFL: