By: Connor Lenahan

I’m not exactly sure how, but today was weird. It wasn’t exceptionally strange. Nothing extremely out of the ordinary happened. Frogs didn’t fall from the sky and I wasn’t offered the chance to go to the moon, but things just seemed off. Nothing seemed to adhere to convention. It seemed as though things were odd for the sake of being odd.

I asked my coworker Antonio Gutierrez if he was thinking the same and he agreed. It just seemed like the world was running differently today. I noticed that everything around me seemed a tad bit different from the moment I woke up. I asked aloud if it were possible that I were still asleep. Maybe I still am. Who could know?

Today just seemed ridiculous. It was impossible to deny. Worse yet, it was a “you had to be there” kind of strange. I can’t explain it. I wish I could.

I think I’m going to go to sleep now. Hopefully the world figures itself out. I’ve got a test tomorrow. I need reality again.