Do We Have To? Really? Okay, What Color Is The Dress?

By: Connor Lenahan

You see, it’s times like these when I just get annoyed with the internet. Arguments and fights will spring out of nowhere. We don’t need this. We are clearly fighting over something that doesn’t need to be fought over.

It’s White and Gold.

This isn’t an argument. Know how I know it’s white and gold? My eyes. My peepers tell no fibs. Y’all need Lasik. This isn’t that hard. There’s an education problem in this country – people don’t know colors. Seriously, we need to fix this. See that’s what white and gold look like. Black and Blue look like this:

…wait, maybe it is black and blue. Damn you all.