Just Stop Snowing
By: Connor Lenahan
To say my patience has run out with this winter would be a stupidly-large understatement. At this point if I even see one raindrop outside I get mentally and physically prepared to start hitting things with a hammer. I realize I don’t control the weather, no one does, but this is still beyond belief. As the graph from The Boston Calendar above shows these past few weeks in Boston have registered as the second snowiest in city history. That’s ever. If you were walking outside weeks after the snow had seemingly stopped and still saw snowbanks fallen than most fifth graders than you’d want to partake in hitting multiple lamps with a baseball bat as well.
Tonight there’s more coming.
I’m out. I’m done. Spring Break needs to be here ASAP. This isn’t happening. Somebody hold me. Mommy?