Oreos Can Do No Wrong
By: Connor Lenahan
I’d like to officially offer Oreo the opportunity to sponsor Unbreakable. I don’t even care about getting paid, just give me cookies. I am more than happy with that as an arrangement because these snack treats can do no wrong. But this you were likely aware of.
Seriously, have you ever had a bad Oreo? The only subpar Oreo is still better than regular cookie. For example, I just now got around to trying the Brownie Batter Oreo flavor. It wasn’t as good as the Mega Stuf flavor or S’Moreos, but it’s still one of the greatest desserts in the history of man. That isn’t really hyperbole either. Seriously, I love these cookies. If I were to die an Oreo related death I would be dying a happy, snacking man.
Hopefully there will be an Oreo bracket on this blog in the future. It’ll likely cause a 16 way tie, but dammit it’ll be worth it. Go get some Brownie Batter Oreos. Maybe six other packages just to make sure you still have some after the car ride home. This company is incredible. All hail Oreo.