I No Good At Maps

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By: Connor Lenahan

If you have been following Unbreakable for any amount of time you have probably been able to figure out that, despite all efforts to conceal this fact, I’m not the smartest cookie in the cookie jar.

Wait, I’m hungry. Give me two seconds.

I can normally flex my limited knowledge by rattling off the top 300 fantasy football prospects without blinking but if you asked me to name more than, like, 20 presidents there would be a legitimate bit of terror running through me. Geography has never been my strong suit. Strike that – directions aren’t even a strength for me. This is why John Oliver’s running joke about geography is so wonderful.

Why should I be the only map challenged individual here? None of you know what a Paraguay is either. We are all in this boat together. And If I know anything, we will get very lost in said boat.

Please enjoy a supercut of quite possibly the funniest joke that Last Week Tonight has ever had.