Breakfast Time, All The Time
By: Connor Lenahan
Two years ago I wrote an article about how I, like ever other person I know, wanted McDonald’s to quit being unhelpful tyrants and give me the option to buy a McGriddle at three in the afternoon. I never, even in my crazy, optimistic heart, thought that this would come to be a reality. There were just to many logistical problems with keeping the griddle open all day for burgers and pancakes.
AT LEAST THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT BECAUSE ALL DAY MCDONALD’S BREAKFAST IS HAPPENING AT LAST.
OhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygodOhmygod.
Look, you probably know that I’m an idiot. This much is clear by reading more or less anything that I’ve put up on Unbreakable. However, I’m not really exaggerating when I say that this might be the happiest I’ve ever been to write something. Personal accomplishments, anniversaries, birthdays, everything like that counts here. It all doesn’t matter any more.
Why?
Because starting October 6th you’ll be able to get hot cakes and a hash brown (or six) for dinner. God. Bless. This. Country.
Oh, and even better? October 6th, the official nationwide launch date for permanent breakfast, happens to be the release of Rock Band 4 – the game I’ve been waiting for since I was a sophomore in high school.
That’s it. I’m crying. Get me infinity McMuffins. I love life.