95 Degrees In September? Can it Snow Now?

By: Connor Lenahan

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I would give anything for it to snow this week. It is September 7th and the temperature today was not just over 80, not just over 88, but close to 95. In September. This is the time of year that I want to be putting a hoodie on and drinking hot chocolate without bursting into flames. But no, it was almost 95 today in the “fall.”

Tomorrow it’s supposed to be 96 or higher. What in the hell did we do to deserve this?

Everyone okay if this week ends at like 50 degrees? I’m not asking for straight up winter just yet – although I’m not against the idea – but I could very much go for some autumnal weather here. Fast, too.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go bathe in ice for as long as possible.