Marshmallow Only


By: Connor Lenahan

Lucky Charms has officially announced quite possibly the most important piece of information of our collective existence on this planet. They will be releasing what everyone has been asking for from the dawning of time: Boxes of Lucky Charms with only marshmallows. If you feel like celebrating then I am right there with you. Because this, ladies and gentlemen, is the greatest day in American history. Nay, world history.

But there is a catch. There will only be 10.

That’s right, there will only be 10 boxes of Lucky Charms Marshmallow-Only edition. It’s on like Donkey Kong.

The video below, starring Biz Markie, for some reason, explains the seemingly simple way to win one of these boxes. However, and this is no joke, I am making an open offer right now to buy one of the top 10 boxes. You name the price. This isn’t a joke. I need one of these boxes more than I need air.

The chase is on.