Star Wars Is About To Make Infinity Dollars


By: Connor Lenahan

If you’ve been anywhere on the internet the last couple of days then you have likely heard about Star Wars: The Force Awakens. The seventh installment in the eternal franchise got as big a look as possible in the trailer that premiered Monday.

To be completely honest with you, I’m not even that big of a Star Wars fan. Don’t take that the wrong way, I like the movies and don’t root against them or anything, but I don’t go crazy over them like some of my friends do. I likely haven’t seen one of the movies in close to a year and a half. With that said I will be seeing The Force Awakens the night it comes out. That’s because this movie looks amazing.

Further than that, The Force Awakens is going to make sooooooooooooooooooooooo much money. The fact that the trailer looked this good and has casually been watched a minimum 37 Million times means that it really, really has the attention of people. Look at what happened when The Avengers came out the first time. People were tripping over themselves to go see it. And less people like Marvel than Star Wars (probably). I don’t really have much to say about the trailer itself that isn’t better covered elsewhere. But real respects real and this is just here to stand as a reminder when this movie makes a bajillionty dollars.