Peak Oreo


By: Connor Lenahan

I think my obsession with Oreos has reached a critical mass. My cousin Adam had me in our annual cousin gift-swap and elected to get me seven different varieties of Oreos to consume. We have:

Birthday Cake Golden Oreos

Double Stuffed Oreos

Peanut Butter Oreos

Mega Stuf Oreos

Mint Oreo Thins

Berry Oreos

Chocolate Covered Oreos

And diabetes in a pear tree.

No lie, this is absolutely the sweetest and funniest gift I could have gotten this Christmas. And thanks to it, we finally have an Oreo category on Unbreakable, at long last.