Cinnamon Bun Oreos Are That Good
By: Connor Lenahan
I do not play games with Oreos. Last night I said I was going to go brave the freezing cold to acquire my precious Cinnamon Bun Oreos from the grocery store. Within five minutes of posting that article yesterday I was all bundled up like a little puff ball and on my way to breakfast-inspired deliciousness.
Here’s the great thing: they decided to make the cookie correctly. Cinnamon cookie and icing filling. It’s exactly what it should be. And with zero hyperbole it may in fact be the greatest creation in the history of mankind, further than food, eclipsing the Renaissance and anti-lock brakes.
Weirdly I’ve found it impossible to binge consume these Oreos. They are too savory, and that’s an amazing thing. Whereas regular Oreos are able to be downed like water to a fish, Cinnamon Bun Oreos are a savory dessert akin to the finest confections created in the Oreo-shunning “food paradise” Paris.
They’re really good, and they’re in a store near you. With snow on the way you should go get some, or twelve boxes, either or.
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