Kevin Spacey as a Talking Cat? Kevin Spacey as a Talking Cat.

By: Connor Lenahan

I have never needed anything in my life as much as I need the movie Nine Lives. Why is Kevin Spacey playing a massively successful business man that’s suddenly been turned into a cat? I don’t know, but it looks awful. That is to say it looks absolutely amazing.

There’s a decent chance that this might be the worst movie ever made but I will still watch it 80,000 times. We truly are living in the golden age of film, ladies and gentlemen.