Great Headline or Greatest Headline?
By: Connor Lenahan
This story might be a year old, but it made me laugh so uncontrollably hard on the headline alone that I needed to share. This story, which is a genuine piece of art from The Independent UK, is about a teenager who awakens from a coma as Connor Lenahan – addicted to cheese and swearing like a sailor.
No, seriously, it is just as amazing as it seems.
Apparently the teen’s parents heard him loudly swearing without context and eating an entire wheel of cheese. This alone is pretty much the greatest possible image in human history. But the fact that I have more or less done the exact same thing before makes me love this all the more.
I love this story, I love this crazy world we live in, and I love me some cheese, dammit.