Short People Rule

Boston Celtics' Isaiah Thomas (4) and Evan Turner (11) celebrate as time expires, and Golden State Warriors' Shaun Livingston (34) walks off the court at the end of an NBA basketball game Friday, April 1, 2016, in Oakland, Calif. Boston won 109-106. (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

(AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez)

By: Connor Lenahan

Isaiah Thomas is the man. No, seriously, he is the absolute dude. Last night he helped shock the world and beat the Golden State Warriors in Oakland. He had a whopping 0 points in the first half and then turned into a supernova with 22 in the second half. Did I mention he’s the greatest? Not bad for a guy who’s probably been turned away from rollercoasters because he wasn’t tall enough to ride. Man, short people are awesome.