Short People Rule
By: Connor Lenahan
Isaiah Thomas is the man. No, seriously, he is the absolute dude. Last night he helped shock the world and beat the Golden State Warriors in Oakland. He had a whopping 0 points in the first half and then turned into a supernova with 22 in the second half. Did I mention he’s the greatest? Not bad for a guy who’s probably been turned away from rollercoasters because he wasn’t tall enough to ride. Man, short people are awesome.