Space Jam 2 Is Real; America Weeps
By: Connor Lenahan
Today is quite possibly the second greatest day in the history of American culture. As a result of the most no-brainer decision in the galaxy, LeBron James will officially be starring in Space Jam 2, directed by Justin Lin. We have collectively agreed that Space Jam is the best movie ever made, no? No cinematic effort past or present can compare to Michael Jordan’s magnum opus. While today’s announcement is the second greatest day in history the greatest will come when Space Jam 2 finally hits theaters.
Oh, and LeBron is casually hilarious and a terrific actor already – two things Michael Jordan is not. This is going to be the best movie ever isn’t it?