Girl Scout Cookie Oven(!!!)
By: Connor Lenahan
I realize this is a toy that is marketed to young female consumers, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t seriously consider buying everything in this photo this evening while at Target.
Here’s the situation: This upcoming year for school I will have an apartment with a kitchen. Thus, I am allowed to have appliances for the first time. Yay for toasters! But critically this means that I could justify having a cookie oven to my RA and roommates. Plus can you imagine the sheer joy they would have if I showed up with freshly baked Thin Mints?
Guys, I think I’m going to go back and buy this cookie oven. No longer will I be a slave to this tiny dictatorship of cookie cycles. I am taking back the reigns of control, and they are delicious.